A place for my thoughts and ideas, my creative outlet, a little piece of the web for me to call my own...yeah...right...
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| a bite of chocolat... ::home:: A place for my thoughts and ideas, my creative outlet, a little piece of the web for me to call my own...yeah...right... |
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Saturday, November 22, 2003 It is time for you all to be formally introduced to my roomate, Alice, one of the the coolest people in the world. I fear I lack the skill to acurately describe her. So I'll leave that up to her. Quoth the roomate: "I'd feel like such a loser if I were a one-armed scissor... I mean, wouldn't you? You couldn't really cut anything..." "Yo mamma tea-bags iguana scrotum!" "Fiendish monkey! You can add balls to that if you want to, because I like my monkies with balls... [laughs] I can just imagine little monkey balls with evil faces drawn on them with permanent marker..." "Don't you just sometimes wanna do that to your conscience? Just pick something up and hit it, like, 'NO! Bad conscience! Bad conscience!'" "Dude, your work ethic scares me... Like, if it were corporeal, I would run from it... It would eat me..." "Since everything is atoms anyway, there really isn't any difference between being alive and being dead, except, EXCEPT, when you're alive, you get to fuck people..." There she is folks, the great Alice... [By the way, we coincidentally have the same template...] posted by Shannon | 9:43 PM |
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